if its alright i wanna kick it with you all night piano

Charlie: Seriously? Dennis: Frank, give me the gun. Charlie (as Green Man): Wait a second! How long have I been standing right here? Dennis: Like, two seconds. When she goes to punt the ball, I'll fire the gun. I'm getting tired of watching him anyway. Mac: Can you give us a second, please? Artemis: Whatever. Frank: Thank God you guys are here! How did you get in here? Dennis: What the hell are you talking about? (Mac looks around) Frank: I've been stuck in this bathroom for three hours! Artemis: I think he took a dump in there. Mac: Frank, What the hell are you doing? Artemis: He's been trying to climb through that trash can for 20 minutes.

Charlie: Oh, Frank? He's standing right there. Charlie, where is Frank, it's very important. Dennis: Look we need to talk to Green Man for a minute please. Guess who got invited to training camp? Ryan: Yeah, we're going to be famous. Mac: You're tripping? Charlie: Yeah, Frank gave me some acid and it's like. Charlie: Huh? You know what? I'm actually tripping pretty hard right now. Dennis: Green Man, I knew you couldn't resist. Mac: Charlie, we've been looking all over for you, dude. Green Man is saving your life right now, bro.

You know why? Because you are the Green Man. These people are freak shows, man.freaks. You are dancing with the entire McPoyle Family. Charlie: Shut up! I don't care! Go! Go in the camper, dude! Get out of here! Frank: Charlie: Oh, you sick son of a bitch, dude! Why would you d.!? Oh shit! Oh shit!Ĭharlie: Man this is crazy. Frank: Charlie, I actually really need to go take a dump. Charlie: Oh my God, man! Oh my God! Oh my God!. Charlie: There was like a ton of acid in there! Frank: Yeah! Charlie: Why would you do that?! Frank: I don't wanna be the only one trippin'. Charlie: I drank all that shit, dude! Frank: That's okay. Charlie: What!? Is that what all those little pieces of paper were floating in my be.?! Frank: Yeah. Charlie: What are you talking about? Frank: I put a shitload of it in your beer. Charlie: I did not take any acid, remember? Frank: Oh yeah you did. Frank: Nothin' kickin' in yet? Charlie: What are you talking about, the beer? Frank: No, the acid. Frank: I don't know, that might bring back bad memories. Charlie: Then go in the McPoyles' camper, dude. Charlie: That's what happens when you take a lot of acid, dude.

Frank: The acid's makin' me feel like I gotta take a dump. Charlie: Yeah, you're probably feeling very weird. The memory haunts me.įrank: I'm startin' to feel it. Dee: Oh, is it? Ooh, are you planning on getting yourself locked in the bathroom of your cousin's Winnebago for 3 days? Frank: Shut up about that! I survived on hand soap and toilet water for three days. It doesn't belong to you.Ĭharlie: Well, if it isn't the girl who broke my heart by *falling* in love with my best friend and havin' *sex* with this guy! Waitress: Gross.įrank: This is going to be exactly like Woodstock. Meet at later bar, night or day sometime.įrank: What the hell is that? Mac: It's a baby we found in the trash. Dee: Just to get nice base roasting, golden brown or real tan Mac: Just to get a base. Tanning Employee: You want to put your baby into the tanning bed? Mac: We just want to put him in there for a couple of minutes or so. Frank: She probably went right from the clinic and banged some guy and got knocked up, because your mother was a giant whore. Charlie: Well, are you sure she went through with it, dude? 'Cause she probably didn't tell you. Bro, you could chop a camel right in the hump and drink all of its milk right off the tip of this thing.įrank: After we made love, she did get pregnant. The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby Charlie: Dude, it's amazing. 13 Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City.10 Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender.8 Sweet Dee is Dating a Retarded Person.5 The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation.

If its alright i wanna kick it with you all night piano